If you didn’t read the title of this post in an appropriately atrocious Dick van Dyke cockney accent, go back, start again and do it properly.
As you may or may not know, in September, I left home to move to London. To read my initial and hilarious thoughts about this change, check out my post ‘Why things are different now I live in London’ by clicking here.
Now my first year at university is over, I feel, in the spirit of poignancy, I can look back in a wise and philosophical manner as I stroke my imaginary beard, pondering over this year’s ups and downs, its twists and turns and all the nice snacks I’ve had the pleasure of chomping upon. Those Doritos I had back in March really were delicious…
London is a city like no other. On one hand, it’s formidable in ways I can hardly comprehend and yet on a small-scale everyone just seems as incapable as I am. I can see people sat on the underground become visibly anxious as their stop approaches and they must find safe passage through the web of limbs and briefcases between them and the carriage doors. Accompanied by multiple bumpings into other commuters and muttered apologies, they are finally through the doors, on the platform and free to be awkward in some other place.
I’m just fascinated how London as a city is this terrifying, sprawling monster, when for the most part it’s made up of socially anxious, un-coordinated serial apologisers.
I have a love-hate relationship with London which mainly consists of me chasing London around screaming “COME BACK HERE SO I CAN LOVE YOU!” at the top of my lungs, while London smokes a cigarette, takes a sip of soy latte and nonchalantly cycles away from me on its über-cool fixed-gear bicycle.
I go through phases of feeling like a true Londoner. These moments include:
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